Showing posts with label Stranger Constitution. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stranger Constitution. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Punishment

That's right folks, welcome to your first ever post of discipline! Topic for today is, comments! I have a grand total of 6 (now 7) posts on display and I have 6 comments on ONE of them. This causes me slight dismay. I know, you're thinking but what if I don't read this until it's too late? Well seeing as I have absolute control over my blog I get to call the shots. Here is a rough draft of a constitution of the Melded much blog.

I the person of the Melded much blog for the purpose of a more perfect blog here envision the rules of the blog.

Article 1 The blogger

Section 1

I the blogger shall endeavor to post daily an article of my own creation, either in the form of poetry, story, or opinion. This task is not necessarily possible, but nonetheless I shall forewarn when blogging is impossible.

Section 2

All my work is my own, and is here forth copyrighted and all quotations, references, and etc. shall be submitted for my approval beforehand and once acquired my blog and myself must be given all due credit for the work.

Article 2 The commenter

Section 1

All those who leave a comment must do so in a form in which I may contact them back in order to either remedy or argue a point. Most of those who comment shall be my own close friends, but the occasional outsider may appear due to blogger's random blog button. To you, the unknown quantity I welcome but also know I well delete your comment if it is not appropriate and if you do not leave a contact. No anonymous comments!

Section 2

In response to my daily postings I, the blogger, request and require for at least one comment once every three days, at the very least. The comment must be more than a simple, "that was good!" or along those lines, give me something applicable. If this requirement is not met I will simply halt my posts until it has been fulfilled to my placation.

Article 3 Blog spot

Section 1

If Blog spot scouts my profile and decides it is worthy of being in the "top ten" on any given day I shall respond with a "why thank you ever so much" and then use my popularity for the furtherance of the gospel.

Section 2

I am aware that my own sovereignty over this blog is due to the sufferance of Blog spot and if for any whim of their own they could very easily obliterate it. For this reason I do not cry "Independence!" but rather "Let's work together... please!". To my knowledge blog spot is no tyrant.

Dt

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